The Kidz Bop Version of "Closer" is Atrocious

Wow, this is insane. I get it Kidz Bop, you want to make money by taking hit songs and making them friendly for little ears. I understand, I do have a 10 year old daughter, but this is too far. 

Here are a few lyrical gems they revised. 

"So baby pull me closer as we stand against the Rover"

"Pull the sheets right off the corner of the notebook that you stole, from your friends way back in Boulder"

"Four years no call, now I'm lookin' pretty but I am so far"

Ugh, I know you're just dying to hear it. 




 

Oh if you wanted to compare it to the original here it is. 


 

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