We all heard John Travolta completely destroy Idina Menzel's name during the Oscars the other night.  But that got us all thinking, what if John Travolta said my name?  How would that sound?

Luckily the good people at Slate have an answer with The Adele Dazeem Name Generator.  

Click HERE to get your name!  

BTW mine was Jude Colezan.