BRACES: The other day Greg T was talking to a kid with lettuce in his braces! What food item did you get caught in your braces?

GET OUT OF WORK EARLY CARD: Carla Marie left early yesterday because she said she had to go to a “THURSDAY WEDDING”… what excuse do you use to leave early?

LATE TO THE PARTY: Danielle Monaro just started watching “Duck Dynasty” in Season 4! What trendy thing are you just getting on board with?

I’M ON PROBATION: Do you have to go and see your “probi officer” today? What did you do that you are on probation? How much longer are you on probation for?

DRUNK AND HUNG OVER: Are you drunk and hung over today? What did you do last night?